Reason's Why I Hate Being Alone

• It is terribly boring.
• I talk to myself more... 
• I tend to eat more so as to fill the silence with my chewing.
• Every sound is terrifying. 
• The door is never completely shut when I pee.
• Cleaning feels pointless and unrewarding.
• I make the cat stay inside to keep me company.
• No one motivates me to get my work done.
• There is no one to bug... so I start bugging myself.
• I count to three when turning off the lights at night, then I race the devils to my bed.
• There is no one to say goodnight to... except myself...
• When I accomplish something there is no one to celebrate with.
• I tend to play games with myself... and then quit early because it's boring.
• There is no one to talk to when I'm stressed.
• There is no one to talk to when I'm scared.
• There is no one to talk to when I'm angry.
• There is no one to talk to when I'm sad.
• There is no one to talk to when I'm happy.
• There is no one to talk to when I'm excited.
• There is no one to worry about me when I leave the house.
• There is no one to interrogate my dates.
• There is no one.
• It is extremely lonely.